“There is something demoralizing about watching two people get more and more crazy about each other, especially when you are the only extra person in the room. It’s like watching Paris from an express caboose heading in the opposite direction—every second the city gets smaller and smaller, only you feel it’s really you getting smaller and smaller and lonelier and lonelier, rushing away from all those lights and excitement at about a million miles an hour.”—Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar (via implexa)
Okay, here’s the deal. The camp I work at has a website. There is a message board/discussion page thing. There are pages like “What to bring to camp and what not to bring to camp” and “A typical day at camp”. Yeah, these make sense. You know what doesn’t make sense? What some people choose to discuss on the boards. On the “Camp names” board several people go into a convo about food. Particularly, cheese in a can. A whole fucking page of CHEESE IN A CAN. (Rusty, guess who was not surprisingly a part of that convo? Haribo) On that first page I mentioned they went on for several pages about, guess what, grocery stores and FOOD. It’s not just this that bugs me. Some people are asking questions that are obviously going to be explained at camp. Like, you don’t have to ask every single fucking question you have. We have a week and a half of training, you don’t need to ask about how the kids get their meds yet. I totally understand asking all about what clothes are appropriate and such. Also, asking if you’re allowed to drink on your night off? YOU WORKED HERE LAST SUMMER HARIBO, YOU SHOULD KNOW THE ANSWER. Also, some one was asking about cell phones and the wifi and shit. She came to the decision that she is going to buy an itouch when she gets here, just so she can skype. I hate people sometimes.
Watching the SNL sketch where Charlize Theron is Marilyn Monroe and Jimmy Fallon is Joe DiMaggio. Jimmy is wearing shoes with like, six inch lifts so he isn’t dwarfed by her, it’s kind of hilarious. Also, I don’t think there’s a single shot where you can’t see her nips